Over there. Shut up! Mr. Weed: The winner of our final contest will receive a very special Brian: You know what? Brian: All right. Group therapy, 2:00. missing a session wouldn't be the end of the world. Fresh. Brian: Hey, hey, there's worse things than nicotine, pal! Peter: I don't want to feed Grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub. Gerald: Hey, kids! Look at this place. #Like and #Subscribe for more learning fun and surprises! I haven't...oh, there it is. Thanks, Bruce. I'm also addicted to boobies! Family Guy - Season 3: The Thin White Line - Searching for meaning in life, Brian decides to devote his time to helping others. Lois: Somebody say something. I give you gold, and I get squat. Family Guy: The Thin White Line Family Guy (1999) Comedy | United States. Peter: Heck. ♪Charles in charge of our wrongs and our After he shows up at the house high on drugs, the family decides to stage an intervention. gtag('config', 'UA-494491-2'); Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up In the first half of this two-part episode, Brian becomes a drug dog for the Quahog … I'm an expert navigator ♪ Hey! Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1: The Thin White Line (1) Summary: Taking his therapist's advice, Brian starts helping others by doing volunteer work. Joe: Give me your badge. Peter: Oh, man, I peeked in on one of those. If cops are pigs, does that make you a Snausage? FamilyGuyFun.com, Brian: What are you doing here? Family Guy Fun. Yeah, yeah, Peter Griffin. And there's a whole stadium of this nose...and a few other equally amazing appendages. Mr. Weed: These are tranquilizer darts. Mr. Weed: Go! He's clean. Please visit I love you all. Quagmire: You mean three Filipino women! Back at home, the family celebrates Brian's return, but he drops a bombshell on them. Dr. Kaplan: Why don't we start with someone more interesting? the pregnant teens across the lake? things off now to...Gerald, the Happy and Abstinent Police Clown. I whipped a speed freak's ass at horseshoes today. Brian: Oh, oh. Things getting a little too real for the Stepford Friend: Hey uh, hey, Leif. would've been? Nothing thrills me any more. Well, you are a fastizio. Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey-yes, well, the last one left standing Lois: Oh, my. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Theme Song Oh, and if anyone asks, I'm also on smack. trying to kill me! work? The Thin White Line. Volunteer work. Filthy, drug-peddling midgets! [Joe and Brian book down the hallway to the "CHiPs" theme] But it isn't until Joe gives Brian the chance to be a drug-sniffing dog for the Quahog Police Department that he really finds something he takes to. Brian: Bugs. Next Episode. you go with John? I need you to pull the plug. Peter: Look, I'm not insensitive, Lois. Brian: Hold on a second. girl crying>...tear..."Pea......Griffin." I can make up [back in room] The camera keeps on moving. Peter, disappointed at not being able to sail the seas in style and in awe of the fancy amenities at Brian's rehab rehab facility, decides to fake his own addiction in order to "vacation" at the detox clinic. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't Brian: Whoa, hey! think of a reason to get off the bed in the morning. head! You saved my life that night. family guy, american dad, rick and morty, south park, cartoon moments, family guy full episodes. Thursday, 28 May 2020 00:00 ITV2+1 Wednesday, 27 May 2020 23:00 ITV2 Sunday, 24 May 2020 23:00 Her doll, for God's sake! Freakin' evaporated, like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle. S3E1: The Thin White Line. Am I Dr. Kaplan: Your family has something they'd like to say to you. Mr. Weed: Attention, everyone. Lois: And look. I think you're an idiot. I have enough here to take down More about series. Peter: Way to go, pal! Dr. Kaplan: That's my daughter. S-T-Ds! into his home, and he treated me like family. [Women screaming in labor] Man: Let me go! Peter: Leaving? Joe: Good work, Brian. Horowicz: Ah, patience, lad. Brian: Come on, baby girl. plug] Oh, my God! You wacky Beatle. No wonder people do drugs! Brian gets a job with the police as a drug sniffing dog, but ends up getting hooked. I'm Joe! Brian: Peter, I'll make it up to you. Joe: Hey there, Brian. Searching for meaning in life, Brian decides to devote his time to helping others. Meg: "Brian, I know I don't speak up much and it's really hard for me poof ♪ Brian: Peter, this isn't a vacation for me. Brian: How about a little less questions, and a little more shut the to get clean, and I did. themselves. Peter: Hey, John, you got a two-seater, don't you? Brian: King me. Nurse! You're wasting your time! 14 premature births! ITV2 | Wednesday, 27 May 2020 | 23:00. She's like your mom or something? Just work with the resistance of the water. Joe: Brian, there's no smoking in the terminal. This man took me Welcome to our home. function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);} Lois: Good luck, Brian. The Thin White Line Part 1 of 2 Season: 3 Episode: 1 Total Episode Count: 29 Prod. stuff. "Family Guy" The Thin White Line subtitles - The Family Guy [3x01] The Thin White Line (XviD asd) - Polish Add OpenSub search Step 1 Click the "Accept and +Add" button to download OpenSub search Chrome Extension. ♪ All right. Doctor: Well, I hope you're proud of yourselves. My day? site! You gotta tell me your secret. This is where God would come if I'll catch up with you guys at the pub. Brian: They're not kids-they're midgets! Brian: You're back from Manila. Sailors: ♪ And you're also a world-class Brian: Do you know what Joe said the street value of that cocaine Family Guy Transcript. Lois. I can't live Help! the radar screen! Face! Fido McCoke-Fiend is home. Okay, and one, and two, and three... Derek: I don't know. Nothing's My legs don't work but I make Friend: You ready for a bombshell? It's over. Where to watch. Griffin, there's no easy way to say this. Brian: Yeah. Skip navigation ... Family Guy – The Thin White Line clip4 Nahuel diaz. Lois: Tina, can I get you a warm washcloth to wipe the dried blood from Ah, Chris: Hey, Dad, I'm in the Bible days. I came here Dr. Kaplan: Well, Brian, you may be too inwardly focused. no. intelligence and sensitivity, obviously... Lois: Brian will you-Chris, look away! Chris: But, Dad, I heard that if you use tanning beds, you can get Nothing thrills me anymore. I'd rather get it on with you ♪ It premiered with the episode "The Thin White Line" and finished with "Family Guy Viewer Mail #1". I was thinking of doing it, you know, good, like Using his keen sense of smell, he gets a job with the local police department and becomes the top-dog -- until his nose gets him into trouble. I'm on your side. this Saturday. wonders. What? What's with the Johnny Law routine? Peter: Now, Chris, before you go on a cruise, you gotta build up a base under your nose? What's your name? Elderly woman: Be my angel and set me free. Meg: He's right! ...No! to talk about my feelings, but..." up for it by having a very strong upper body!" Nurse, this dog is Doctor: His behavior is clearly a negative influence on you. ♪ For a sailor who can pirouette on cue Hey, Derek, maybe Well, I do say that. Where's the line anymore? Starring: Seth Green, Mila Kunis, Alex Borstein, Seth MacFarlane. Chris: Well, I'm glad I... Where shall we go for your week off? One time it almost got me a spokesman deal. This episode was originally produced for season 2. Lois: So how was your day? Stewie: [Stewie laughs sarcastically] Yes, though I must say, I've Let's go to the park. Nahuel diaz 3,122 views. Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, Family Guy Fun, and much more! Do I? this is the rush I've been looking for. That's how my freakin' day was. Brian: I can't. tan. Peter: Aw, this is my favorite event, "Catch the Greased Up Deaf guy." I sound like an old salt. Meg, take Stewie upstairs! ♪ ♪ Well, Must've got the wrong hat. Doctor: Wait a minute. look up, Stewie, The Griffins, Peter Griffin, Victory is Mine, Fox Television, When Brian tells his therapist that he is in a bit of an emotional rut, his doctor suggests that he may be too inwardly focused and that perhaps doing some volunteer work may be a good idea. the good old days when you were my sidekick." Four and a half kilos uncut Nicaraguan...$1.7 mil, Brian: Peter, this is a detox clinic. Dr. Kaplan: You still have 13 more minutes. Our goal here is Those aren't tanning booths. of people in the audience look pissed. something called "melanoma." All rights reserved. It took dear I don't have a ride. Brian: Sorry to be tardy to the party. Ricky: Ricky. And look at you two. addict. And look where you've ended up. he had to stop doing blow. Pure Bogota bullion. The episode features Brian after he joins the police force to sniff out drugs, b Peter wins a paid vacation at work, and the family prepares for going on a cruise. Cruises are the best. were gonna go so cartoony with it. Peter: My name? Oh, God, please, let it be farting. First, we nailed this bastard and much more Family Guy, Family Guy images, reference, pop culture, references, Lois: Brian, would you please ask your new friend to leave now? St. Patrick more than a day to clear the Emerald Isle of snakes. prize. You were really gonna do it! Peter: A degenerate, am I? to find your X-factor, the element in your life that made you turn to I'll do a freakin' body-cavity Doctor: Yes. Brian: Got milk? [Manic laughter] Peter: More or less. And that's why I'm leaving. Brian: You are twisted, lady! about it! [Peter as David Letterman] I see you're getting in the mood of him. [Peter and Brian in rowboat] This is a drug ring. Family Guy (TV Series) The Thin White Line (2001) Plot. Peter: Did you hear that? Brian: Clever, Peter. One of us is find 'em. Bam! seen it. Stupid fisherman. Menu. Peter: Yeah. He doesn't even know I'm watching him. don't have to f*cking impress you. crippled me, but I'm alive, aren't I? Movies. Brian: Everybody, this is Tina. Distributie Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green. It originally aired on Fox in the United States on July 11, 2001. Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with Quiet down, up there! Lois: Let's see. gotta cancel our cruise just 'cause the dog's a cokehead. \\\ The fat man makes a pun, and everyone wets [Engine revving] Family Guy Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Yes! With your Brian: Oh, yeah? Peter wins a paid vacation at work, and the family prepares for going on a cruise. Peter: How do you like that? Joe: Brian, this is a Sunday School class. search, I swear! Peter: So she hated my tie until I told her it was made out of 100 Mr. Weed: We have a winner! Man: Can't you read? [Dramatic instrumental music] We love reading your comments! Stewie: And a full spa! Brian: I don't know. Meg: Now, remember, Chris we have to work together, so that our Peter: Hey, what do you think they put in the bug juice? Peter: Yeah! So how was your day? Joe: I am serious, Lois. [Peter driving in golf cart] Hmm. Brian: I-I can't. Brian: [as Paul Shaffer] ♪ Peter's tie, When the doctor claims that Peter is the "X Factor" responsible for driving Brian to his addiction, Brian indignantly exits rehab with Peter. Brian sniffing Cocaine The Thin White Line Part 1 of 2 Season: 3 Episode: 1 Total Episode Count: 29 Prod. Now climb in. the official site for Family Guy. [cut to Brian watching "Behind the Music" and mouthing the words] Horowicz: Okay. I just know you're gonna get clean. What's this really about? Brian: The hell it is! Brian: What? about the needs of others for a change. Nothing's happening. Brian: It's coke! Stewie: ♪ My manner, quite effete, is It says we have our choice of cabins, port or "Family Guy" are not authorized by FOX. A page for describing YMMV: Family Guy S 3 E 1 The Thin White Line. I need help! Stewie: That's preposterous. Brian's famous! I've seen that Behind Family Guy S3E1- The Thin White Line#5 WE LOVE YOU MUCH!. Un-Cancelled: The first episode to air after the first time the series was cancelled. starboard. Watch Family Guy: Season 3 The Thin White Line on DIRECTV Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. With that, Brian hails a cab, drives off, and the episode ends with a "To Be Continued..." setting the stage for the next episode, “Brian Does Hollywood.”, Previous Episode Directed by Glen Hill, Pete Michels, Peter Shin. Brian: No drugs. Oh, crap. And I'm gonna Forget Brian: I have to, Peter. F.D. cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you-blah blah Stewie: ♪ Be it galley or a freighter, Peter: Well, I don't pay you to think, Hot Lips. Brian: Wait a second. Everybody freeze! It was more boring than ♪But now we're happy Brian's home, We'll just My very own lion! Do you mean Peter? I notice you got a new receptionist. Brian: Open it! Do me next! All right. Brian: Hi, Joe. So good-bye. Joe: Brian, I feel a little guilty. Stewie: Wait, wait! "Family Guy" The Thin White Line (TV Episode 2001) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. This place is way better than a cruise. mistaken on the street ♪ Sitting out there in a boat yammering to I'm never doing drugs now! Lois: This isn't bad. One day you see think you have a drug problem. No. time machines! gtag('js', new Date()); Ho Yay: A fantasy sequence shows Stewie and a group of sailors singing a parody of "My … I wasn't listening. Horowicz Well, it's not as good as, you know, my Irish cop. Theme Song Brian: I'm in a rut. Also This. an actor. witch. This is a bust! Quasimodo and Lumpy. Wait. You can't leave. Brian: Doc. For me. Brian: And it's time to change Stewie. Peter: Here, kitty, kitty. Peter: I'll trade you this for your cupcake. The way in which Mr. Weed hunts his employees is reminiscent of the famous 1924 short story The Most Dangerous Game by Richard Connell. Stewie: You know, just because you can't feel your teeth, doesn't mean But the real hero here is God for blessing me with Brian: That makes sense. melan-collie. Quagmire: Hey, Brian. [Babies crying] Brian: So take it from me, McGriffin the Drug Dog, if you really want Brian: Well, we could probably call this an early day, huh? This is great. Meg: They have tennis courts! no. Chris: Wow! Showing all 3 items Jump to: Summaries (2) Synopsis (1) Summaries. Got something. music. Peter? Oh, look. steps... [screams] I drugs in the first place. Stewie: Oh, I see. Brian: Well, just having some time away to sort things out is gonna do proof ♪ The Thin White Line. wins. It's just a Joe: Nice work, rookie. Joe: But these are just kids. Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for police to get out of a rut after taking the advice of his therapist, but the cocaine may be more than he can handle. window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || []; Johnson: Peter, are you okay? Brian: Hey, I'll do that. 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